How did the doofus break his arm??

Posted by Lily Max on 6 May 2010 | 3 Comments

Pinch & a punch & hairy-rabbits for the 1st of May. I know I know that was five days ago. What have I been up to?? I've been busy busy knitting a woolly scarf, because it’s winter in my part of the world. This morning Angelica pulled back the curtains to give the morning weather report and said: frosty grass, sunny sky, and not at all breezy. Then she turned on Kidz Club Radio. It was Ring-in with your best joke day. ‘How did the doofus break his arm when he was raking leaves?’ I don’t know how did the doofus break his arm when he was raking leaves. ‘He fell out of the tree. Get it?’ Except the radio guy didn’t get it. Even I’d worked out that the doofus (ie. really stupid person) must have been sitting IN the tree raking leaves in order to fall down and break his arm. Maybe not the funniest joke of all time. But Angel had chosen it out of a book of 1002 best ever jokes for children, so it must have tickled her funny bone. Has anyone out there got a totally hilarious joke they want to share in the comment section? (just write the maths anwer in words eg. four plus four equals eight) pimps Soonest cupcakes LMxx

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